Sexual antics of a special kind ?!!
A cockroach married a mosquito, but after a week he divorced her. They asked him why did he divorce her??!!
He said: My brother, she is crazy sucking
Once, a foreigner traveled to a European country to work as a taxi driver, and he was the first customer.
She rode with him, she was naked, and he started looking at her through the mirror all the way. She noticed that and said to him: Why were you looking at me all the way? He said to her: I am surprised and dying, and I want to know how you pay the rent and from where?!
There was a conversation between the fruits, each of them bragging to himself
The orange said: I am like the disk of the sun Strawberry said: I am like a heart
Banana replied: Guys, change the subject
A heart surgery doctor was honored due to his retirement, and at a ceremony honoring him, they put his picture inside a large heart, and one of the attendees almost died of laughter. They asked him: What makes you laugh?!
He said: I am an obstetrician and gynecologist, and I will retire next month, and I do not know where you will put my picture??!! Dr. Bwasir quickly withdrew from the party
This is a comedic situation that I wanted to convey to you
The artist Adel Adham and another actress are almost naked. The artist Adel Adham was smoking, so the actress says to him in this scene: Please, can you put out the cigarette because my chest is bothering me!
The artist Adel Adham responded to her in the film:
Ok, what are you?
Your chest bothered me and I didn't talk to you
Avoid this word in Egypt, especially when you are addressing someone and you take something and say (put it where) because the great Egyptian people, with their men, women, and children, agree on one answer.
A teacher tells the students who have a dollar institute to get it, but a student said to her: I don’t have a dollar that would be useful, so I can get it.
A husband whose entire face was burned, went to the doctor, and he took a piece of his wife’s buttocks to raise his face, and the husband and his wife agreed not to tell anyone?!
The operation was successful and the husband had a beautiful face and cheeks
He said to his wife: How can I reward you for everything you have done for me? She said: I have received your reward and more. One day when I see your mother or your brothers kissing my ass (his face), this is worth the world to me and everything in it.
The husband winked at his wife and said to her: “Sleep the children.” His wife screamed with joy and said to her children: “Whoever is going to sleep, I will give him $100…… Her husband slept first.”
The doctor began explaining in a sermon about shortness of breath and patience, so he asked a girl: What do you do when your chest feels tight? The girl said: Nothing except that I am a satanic bastard
A drunk man returned home late, and his wife asked him: Where were you, Superman? He told her: I was playing concha with my friends. She said to him: Did you win, Superman?
He said to her: What is your frequency with this word “Superman” in your speech? She said to him: No one told you that you wear underwear over your pants except Superman, oh soul of my heart.
There was a quarrel between a watermelon that smelled like an onion, and the watermelon said to the onion: Your smell makes all the people hate you. The onion said to her: I am better than you. If anyone makes you feel good, you should go with him.
A boy saw a slave girl passing by the incense burner of her clothes at night, and he saw smoke passing over her from all sides. His father asked him, “Where is your mother?” The boy said to him: She will heat up dinner for you, you monster
A man sat with a woman who was not married and said to her: Are you a virgin or a married woman? She said to him: You are on trial
